By John Galt for America's Chronicle
The Third Party way - "Nobody" candidates
getting 42% of the vote against President Obama.
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| Nobody's Press Conference. |
As different offbeat organizations and quasi-parties fight
for relevance and third party success in the coming general election without
much progress, suddenly and in a complete spontaneous manner, three states'
primaries have managed to obtain significant levels of voter support for
candidates without any affiliation to either of the two main parties. In the
democratic primaries of W. Virginia, Kentucky, and Arkansas, a convicted felon,
a complete unknown, and a "Nobody" (uncommitted in the ballot),
managed to garner 40 to 42 % of the vote, respectively, in all three states, against
no other than the President of the United States, Barack Obama.
This amazing performance compares incredibly well against
the long and painful - not to mention expensive - efforts of organized third
parties wanabes
whose results have varied from embarrassing to laughable. The
multimillion dollar effort put on the Libertarian-Quasi-Republican-Independent
run of Ron Paul has persistently managed to obtain only about 10 to 12 % of the
vote in most primaries. The Libertarian candidate, Gary Johnson, has not even
officially entered any event, but his polling is predicted to come in the lower
single digits. Even the past successes of Rick Santorum have not prevented him
from dropping to the 5's and 8's percentage levels once he officially stopped
campaigning. The new bilateral electoral effort by the multimillion dollar
organization called Americans Elect did not even manage to find a strong enough
candidate that could compete in these low levels of fellow third also-ran's.
Undoubtedly, breaking the two party system is a fools
errand. But lo-and-behold, out of nowhere, the people of three states tell us
that a third choice does have a chance if we only give them what they want -
"Nobody". And it is beginning to make sense and to become clear to us
why this is so. The only thing that Democrats and Republicans have in common is
legions of voters that have come to place their ballots in their favor out of
sheer momentum, apathy, neglect, and DNA
- out of lack of any other options. The options that are offered by the above
mentioned third organizations serve only to justify voting again for the status
quo parties. They are tired of clowns running for president.
All we hear from disgruntled conservatives and their
brethren to their right is how much they hate the inadequacies of Santorum,
Romney, Gingrich, et al. The
Libertarians are of course on a tear to tear everything down, I'm not even sure
what they stand for in practical terms - yes, I know, they want freedom,
liberty, no government (almost) - but none of these absolutisms are defined for
real life day-to-day governance. The Paulites want to get rid of the Fed first,
build a wall around the United
States , and then hide under the bed. So we
are finding out that all of this drives 42% of the voters crazy. But the third
choice that perfectly composes the feeling and desires of these multiple
discontents that may get approval from the crowds has been finally revealed to
us by W. Virginia, Kentucky, and Arkansas voters - "Nobody". They
want to fire all politicians, they want to fire Congress and fire the White
House resident. But they don't want the "crazies", they prefer
"Nobody".
That Third Party that nominates "Nobody" for
President will get 40-42 percent of the vote and become a power house. Who
knows, they might be able to elect a few "Nobodies" to the senate
from some states and become the power balance of Congress. Americans Elect have
found the perfect candidate and they don't even know it, "Mr.
Nobody".
And let the main stream media criticize
"Nobody". Let them print 5 thousand word articles about the teenage
pranks of Nobody, or about how Nobody is a Vampire-Nobody because he creates
businesses that actually make profits without government subsidies. Let the
Obama campaign go negative on Nobody and how wrong it is for Nobody to practice
capitalism instead of "fairness". Yes, siree, we finally have a perfect third party nominee - Nobody
for President.
Imagine this, if all the nobodies will vote for a third
party Nobody for President, Romney will win by a landslide, by sucking up 42% of
the Democrat's base. The only way that Republicans would lose this election is
if Obama ditches Mr. Gaffes and replaces him with Mr. Nobody. An Obama-Nobody
ticket would be invincible.
Or better still, a Nobody-Nobody ticket will sweep the
nation.
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